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Rough and Ready: A Dramatic Reading

… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

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jamanddogtags:

Giggles! So many giggles! The middle one is killing me!

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williams-blood:

I absolutely had to.

theload:

deadend:

Secret Six mini 4/6

Always reblog naked Jervis. ALWAYS!!!!!

“Why does it feel like my voice never reaches you?
The words between us so few.
I yell and shout, but my words fail to reach your ears;
My worst fears revealed”

I’ve never felt so entirely defeated before. For the past 17 years, I took everything the world threw at me. Sunday, my world came crashing down. Today, I find out that unless my final transcript magically appears at the undergraduate admissions before the 26th, I won’t be able to afford to go to college because all my financial aid will be terminated. The only option I see now is to cry and pray for a miracle.

lovelylaylas:

zombiedartkill:

lovelylaylas:

stumbleawaydontaskwhy:

zombiedartkill:

lovelylaylas:

here’s something mena would do. :D Can’t wait to use the kitchen with her when we dorm. :DDDDDD

foolish regina. you’re confusing me with jaben. didn’t you hear the gulag stories of jaben in his oven?

LOLOLOLOL MENA I KNOW WHAT YOURE BUSY DOING IN THE KITCHEN ;DD with Jaben of course. ;DDD

Mena’s dancing with the pole and Jaben’s in the oven. Why is he even in the Stony oven you ask? Cause’ Liz and I kidnapped him before moving in and kept him in the closet. And let him out at night for us to use him as a human pillow. But one day, we got hungry…. so we decided to stick Jaben in the oven. DUH. Also…… the only reason Jaben will survive is cause’ Mena will keep trying to “turn on” the stove. And THAT. Is why Jaben will be missing for all of his senior year. Of course we’ll let him go to his own graduation tho. :D

Geremi: Jaben?!?!?

Jaben: Yo.

Geremi: WHERE WERE YOU?!?!?

Jaben:…… Adventure time….. in a Stony oven……? :DDDDD

Geremi:….. whut…..?

Jaben: ….. yeeeah…….. don’t ask.

one problem… the “me” on the pole is too tall. its either liz or regina. Yuna sucks too much to be a pole-fessional…

Mena. That’s definetely you. We’d be MUCH taller than that stick figure. Stop denying this photographic evidence mena! WE ALL KNOW YOU POLE DANCE FOR OVENS!!!!!!!

everyone knows that ovens can’t afford me

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lovelylaylas:

stumbleawaydontaskwhy:

zombiedartkill:

lovelylaylas:

 here’s something mena would do. :D Can’t wait to use the kitchen with her when we dorm. :DDDDDD

foolish regina. you’re confusing me with jaben. didn’t you hear the gulag stories of jaben in his oven?

LOLOLOLOL MENA I KNOW WHAT YOURE BUSY DOING IN THE KITCHEN ;DD with Jaben of course. ;DDD

Mena’s dancing with the pole and Jaben’s in the oven. Why is he even in the Stony oven you ask? Cause’ Liz and I kidnapped him before moving in and kept him in the closet. And let him out at night for us to use him as a human pillow. But one day, we got hungry…. so we decided to stick Jaben in the oven. DUH. Also…… the only reason Jaben will survive is cause’ Mena will keep trying to “turn on” the stove. And THAT. Is why Jaben will be missing for all of his senior year. Of course we’ll let him go to his own graduation tho. :D

Geremi: Jaben?!?!?

Jaben: Yo.

Geremi: WHERE WERE YOU?!?!?

Jaben:…… Adventure time….. in a Stony oven……? :DDDDD

Geremi:….. whut…..?

Jaben: ….. yeeeah…….. don’t ask.

one problem… the “me” on the pole is too tall. its either liz or regina. Yuna sucks too much to be a pole-fessional…

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Nostaglia Time

Apparently I’ve been drinking and feeling nostalgic… I know I come off as a bit harsh at times, but unless it’s constructive criticism, I don’t mean any of it. If I did, I’d have a “talk” or something with you to make my point or something. This blog in a way is kind of my “IMSORRYPLEASEDONOTHATEMEANDYESIPROBABLYDIDDOSOMESORTOFDRUGSANDDRINKBUTIDONTREMEMBERWHATITISTHATIDID” post. Thank god no one really reads blogs or else I’ll never really live it down. Well no one that matters anyways.

First off Regina, because you’re always on Tumblr (and I have a feeling that you’re going to be offended if you’re not first)

You rule. Like legit. You sir rock. No one else can compare to you (with the exception of Yatzhee and Ashen’s voice). Whether you’re lending an ear or talking to me about your latest problem, life is exciting with you around and I wouldn’t have it any other way. We’ve spent so much time together, I feel that I can relate with you on whole new levels (if you know what I mean ;D). Don’t let anyone ever get you down, because you are beautiful (in every single way~ cuz words can’t bring me down~), smart, and understanding. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either a giant poopyhead or they’re just mad jelly of you.

Yuna. This is the only time that I’ll ever say anything nice to you. (which is why you’re second. I’m going to regret this afterwards. Thank god no one reads tumblr)

You’re a pretty good person. For a whore that is. I just hope you know that I use whore as a term of affection/endearment/whatever and not really because I think you’re a whore. As much as I hate to admit it, we make a pretty damn good tag team. Whether we’re annoying mule, annoying ash, making weird noises, to being a pain to everyone within hearing range, we somehow manage to create something beautiful and wonderful (ITS BEAUTIFUL TO ME. BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER). Gawd I’m going to miss you at Stonybrook. If somehow I do let you into our dorm to sleepover, you’re staying on the floor furthest away from me.

Ash.

You’re my favoritest whore there is. Most of what I wanted to say I wrote on your yearbook signature thing, so if you lost it, too bad. But I just want to make one thing clear: ARE YOU SHAVING SON!?

also, I refuse to use the term “bra” to refer to anybody.